"[To heckler] Hey, I don’t come down to where you work and expose the bureaucratic machine in which you’re embedded as the dehumanizing monolith it is."

Kafka’s Joke Book

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Value of the narcotics that the U.S. Border Patrol’s 3,200 agents detected this year, per agent: $123,758

Value of the narcotics that the Patrol’s 24 drug-sniffing dogs detected this year, per dog: $4,696,574

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Dogs by the numbers

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Butterscotch Waterfall, Amy Poehler

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Butterscotch Waterfall, Amy Poehler

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La carabina
Your Love is Never Changes
"In Armenian, it is շնիկ (shnik), which means “puppy”."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/At_sign#Names_in_other_languages